A NUBSDOTORG STUDIOS PARODY…
You Got Beef? HanGOOK Style
Originally Composed/Written by: Chuckie Akenz (Original
Song Lyrics)
Lyrics by: Daniel Yim (http://nubs.org/)
Recording by: Daniel Yim
Produced by: Daniel Yim
VERY Little Lyrical Assistance from:
Phillip Kim
http://nubs.org/misc/ygb_remix.mp3
What’s all the hype about?
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If
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From
the search results alone, you should be able to pull out a working file mirrors.
Preface – The Truth
A common belief is in this
definition…
Gook – n. slang directed towards a Vietnamese or Korean person (sometimes can be derogatory).
But almighty Will
from UrbanDictionary.com
defines it as…
Gook – n. a word for a Korean person—see “dink” or “Charlie” for the Vietnamese. Gook derives from the Korean War
(circa 1950s) and is commonly found throughout the language (ex: In Korean, “Han
gook” means
Well
said.
Italicized text indicates
Korean, and phrases in parentheses show the Korean meaning.
Person:
Dani!
Dani:
Yo, what’s up man
Person:
Yeah, man.The fuckin’ Viets…they’re talkin’ shit again
Dani:
For real?
Person:
Yeah, man. Fuckin’ dissin’
every fuckin’ Asian race
Person:
Just because they think they’re superior or some shit
Dani:
Aw Fuck
Person: Set ‘em straight, dog
You
want beef? Take a look
Cause
we're original gooks
There won’t be…no more V's (Meaning Vietnamese)
You're
all fucking gae sekki's (Bitches)
You
got beef? We want it
Your
bitches ain’t got no tits
Y’all
are not…fucking G’s (Gangsters)
“Gooks”
don’t include Vietnamese
(Get
downright) What the fuck you Viets want from me
Fuck
the fuckin’ Vietnamese
You
bitches got no fuckin’ beef
All
you niggas know about is making pho
and bun mi
Only
the real gooks eat mah shin nuhn kimchi (Tasty kimchi)
That
shit is hot, man, you better watch your fuckin' self
Fuck
the Vietnamese, go call your niggas to get help
Koreans
born to fuckin' game, and we'll leave you in a mess
The
second we stop, we put a bullet in yo’ chest
B.NET
East to the West
We're
known as Starcraft killas, Gunbound mobile-as
We
the real gooks that stay iller
Wul lam samrum dul
mot ddeh li myun (If we can’t hit [beat] you Viets)
Ggo chu jjal luh gu (We will castrate you
[actually said as: “cut your dick off”])
chong sook gu ju gil ggae
yo (And shoot you and kill you)
Korean
pride, what?
What
the fuck you gonna do?
Every
Korean has a roll of a hundred in their shoe
And
every different school, all bitches come and drool
Don't
fuck with REAL GOOKS that’s the number one rule, yo
You
want beef? Take a look
Cause
we're original gooks
There won’t be…no more V's (Meaning Vietnamese)
You're
all fucking gae sekki's (Bitches)
You
got beef? We want it
Your
bitches ain’t got no tits
Y’all
are not…fucking G’s (Gangsters)
“Gooks”
don’t include Vietnamese
We
the motherfucking gooks on the game that holds it
down
While
the others stop and go, and this gook is beating rounds
I’ll
drop you to the ground and we’ll play some Nintendo
Then
all the girls come up with their sexual innuendos
While
we smoking on some indo
Ggo chu ba luh yo (Suck my dick [formally])
And
if you ain't shiet, then
son, you must be Viet
Eat
some dog with my clique, we’ll have a ball tomorrow
And
we won’t stop eatin’ ‘til our chests are torn
'til
our face are scorn, ‘til dog blood squirts out
'til
the moment we break our motherfucking mouth
Korea
North or South, it really don't matter
Both
the God damn gooks eats the dog who tastes better
Who
eats with more anger, who eats with more pride
Who
eats dogs forever 'til none of them alive
We
be gooks for life. Fuck Viets, they dykes
Full
clip in yo’ bodies, fucka.
nubs dot org, aight?
(Background:
We want beef, but you got no beef x2)
You
want beef? Take a look
Cause
we're original gooks
There won’t be…no more V's (Meaning Vietnamese)
You're
all fucking gae sekki's (Bitches)
(Background:
We want beef, but you got no beef x2)
You
got beef? We want it
Your
bitches ain’t got no tits
Y’all
are not…fucking G’s (Gangsters)
“Gooks”
don’t include Vietnamese
Fucking
A-Z-Ns
You
got beef, bitch? Fuck that.
I
got pork.
Yeah.
Fucking
Canadians
gg.